How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

A seal walks into a club.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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A man walks into a bar.

Hi poop!

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

knock knock Come in.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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