Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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haha.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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