- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

go go gadget

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

how does peploe get around they walk

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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