What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

I LIKE TURLES.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Slavery

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Guess what? Chicken butt

God.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

How do you leave a man in suspense...

did you ever see a butter fly?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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