You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

whats red white and blue? i dont know

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

I have read and agree to terms of service.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

Chocolate tastes good.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

I dislike old people.

Whats long and hard? a pole

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Golf.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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