Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Come in

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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