- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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