A Muslim blows up a bar

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Penis jokes.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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