What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Brittney Spears

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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WNBA

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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