what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

sweaty black guy

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

womans rights

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Why did the bunny eat his food

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Hey Caleb.

American Idol

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Anti Joke

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