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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Brittney Spears

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

WNBA

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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