- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

What does a man like. food.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

you are gay

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Nicholas Cage

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Mexicans working in an office

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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