Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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