Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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George W. Bush

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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