What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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