What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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9:11 make a wish

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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God.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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