Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

hi my name is? joe

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

A seal walks into a club.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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