Knock Knock Good one...

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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A van drives into a car.

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Y2K

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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