Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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