What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

Niko isnt a mexican douche

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Your life That's the joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Obamacare!

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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