Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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hi

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Men's rights.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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i heart wiener

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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