- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Potato salad

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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