There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Exactly what?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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A ginger rapping.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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