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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

knock knock Come in.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

What's funnier than 24? 25.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

whats red white and blue? i dont know

I have read and agree to terms of service.

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

Chocolate tastes good.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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