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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

two fish are in a tank.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

chuck norris

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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