Punchline.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

What break when you talk?

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Knock Knock Good one...

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

okay.....

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

knock knock come in

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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