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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

lewis bedford

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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