- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Whats long and hard? a pole

I dislike old people.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Golf.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Child Prostitution.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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