- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

I love boobs

whats better than shoes feet

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Josh kissing a girl

Dozer has a soul

Exactly what?

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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