barack osama

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What's your name? You tell me.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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9/11

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Potato salad

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