A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

I am a real homosexual

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

George W. Bush

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Women's Rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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