God.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

How do you leave a man in suspense...

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

beiber i straight

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Exactly what?

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

. Deez nuts Ok

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Chaney is a dumb b****

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Knock Knock Good one...

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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