Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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