- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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