- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

One Big Ass Mistake America

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

jack shine has boobs

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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