What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Hello

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Women's rights.

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steves legs

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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two fish are in a tank.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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. Deez nuts Ok

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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