Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Aodhan Hearty

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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