A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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I love boobs

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hahaha

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Aodhan Hearty

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Josh kissing a girl

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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