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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

two fish are in a tank.

Lets make like trees and stand still

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

What color is my lamp? Brown

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

What does a man like. food.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

knock knock come in

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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