Anti jokes are funny

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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