Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Dead babies.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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