- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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