- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man buys a salad

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Indeed.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Knock Knock Good one...

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Lets make like trees and stand still

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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