What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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a black guy leaves prison

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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