- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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