Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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lololololololololol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Anti Joke

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