Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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There is a car full of black people.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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The WNBA

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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