Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Indeed.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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A ginger rapping.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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A black person in the NHL

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Baseball

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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sixty....eight.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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