A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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i like potatoes

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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alcoholism kills

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