What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Small breasts.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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69

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Dead babies.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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