- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What time is it? 10:58

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Your mum is dead

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What break when you talk?

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Giving birth to the antichrist

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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