Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What comes after "Q" R

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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