- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Women's Rights

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Jasper sucks.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why were corners made? For crying.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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