What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Where else? The junk yard

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Rob Bell

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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throbbing slobber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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