What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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