- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Women

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

A fat man buys a salad

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

corey is a nipplepotomus

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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