Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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jokes r dumb

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Women's Rights

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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beiber i straight

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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I don't get it

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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