- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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go go gadget

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

how does peploe get around they walk

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

I LIKE TURLES.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Guess what? Chicken butt

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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