Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What break when you talk?

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Come in

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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