- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Whats long and hard? a pole

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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