Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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a black father

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Hi poop!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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chuck norris

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Hitler

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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