- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Ben is gay

come along children

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

i have 2 penises

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

What is big and white, not the moon CC

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Womens Rights.

Knock Knock. Go away!

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