What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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lol

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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The chicken crossed the road.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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