Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

whats better than shoes feet

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Women

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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