What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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lewis bedford

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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W.N.B.A.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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whats better than shoes feet

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Black people are clen.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Knock knock Come in!

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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A homeless person dies.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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I love boobs

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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