Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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you are gay

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Nicholas Cage

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Mexicans working in an office

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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