What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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A man walks into a bar.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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God.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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