onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

minorities

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Justin Littleton getting laid.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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