Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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haha.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Anti Joke

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