A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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I can't think of a joke!

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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