A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Gadaffi

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

No.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Hi colton

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

you are gay

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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