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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Covietz has a large penis

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

penis

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

George W. Bush

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

...and I'm a Mormon.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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