- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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