What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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W.N.B.A.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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