Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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What is brown and sticky?

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hi

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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25

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So dont touch it

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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knock knock come in

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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French people

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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