How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Working hard or hardly working????

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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