A horse walks into a glue factory..

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Freddie Mercurys teeth

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

i hate you.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Obama.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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