- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

What is brown and smells? Poop

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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