A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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An asian walks out of math class

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Gadaffi

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stuff and dogs {()}

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I am really good at math debating

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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