Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

tim rafter died no one cared

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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