- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Religion

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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