- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What lives underground? Grandpa

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Can I touch it?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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