why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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brett is a dick

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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