What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Your Mom

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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I came.

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Like this joke

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Windows Vista

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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