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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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