How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

The Holocaust

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Banana(s)

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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