What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Hello

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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