- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

a show horse jumps over a bar

Steve Jobs.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Women"s Rights

Chayton

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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