- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Will gropes Ebola victims

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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