is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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The 19th Amendment

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Woman's Rights.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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What is worse than hell?

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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