- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who smells? •Liam

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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