what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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brett is a dick

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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i love antijokes

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whos gay? you are

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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What is worse

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Sex. That is all.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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