Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Your mom

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Women's rights.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What is next?

I am really good at math debating

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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